ESPN comment boards are over there pal.

The hottest fucking take. Thanks.

yeah, that mateen cleaves was a real world beater

These situations are always weird for me to deal with. On one hand, I come from the Louis CK brand of thinking which says that anything can be a joke, but on the other hand, I was raised by a grandfather who smacked the god into me if I didn't show respect for terms of that magnitude.

Regulating the price of anything, whether it be 1% of something, or 99% of something, is a price control. That's the definition of the phrase.

This is something of an update of the old Ben and Jerry's experiment, where the top paid employee couldn't make more than 5 times of the lowest paid employee.

The government doesn't regulate the currency, the federal reserve does, and there is nothing 'federal' about the federal reserve. The federal reserve is a private central bank. Understand that, and the world of economics becomes clearer for anyone. Anyone who wishes to disperse an opinion on economics would be wise…

Deadspin? More like Redspin, amirite?!?

This isn't revolutionary. It's called price controls. It's been tried before, and it doesn't work.

Özil probably qualifies as a bona fide star of the present, to be fair

The most interesting situation this has lead to is the Boateng brothers, with Jerome choosing to represent Germany and Prince for Ghana

I don't find this story inspiring at all. It is a story that certainly reinforces the fact that genetic gifts are required to be an elite athlete, but I don't find it any more inspiring that reading about the running regiment of countless athletes. The story of someone forgoing a slovenly lifestyle to dedicate…

Probably figured there were too many Americans in the squad.

People selling their rap CDs. "I am a cross between Macklemore and Jay-Z." Ok, well I am a cross between believing you are full of shit and not willing to part with $10.00.

I'm just glad Deadspin has never given backward-thinkers like Clay Travis a platform.

You know who else outlawed jokes and laughter? The Nazis.

The important question is, after running a marathon you didn't pay/register for, do you still find a way to bring it up in every conversation for the next 6 years?

You could have just said, "I'm a huge asshole," and I would have believed you. You didn't need to show your work.

hey, using your lack of respect for your neighborhood to justify your lack of respect to races and their participants doesn't make you honest, or right. it just makes you a dick.

I actually graduated high school with this kid. He was a piece of garbage know-it-all liar and sore loser. He played baseball for our school and wasn't even that good at it. Well, we all went off to college. This guy admitted to using performance enchaining drugs to a few of us. He used them just before…