Between this guy above, RMJ=H, and Eddie Murray Sparkles, I don't know who is more un-funny and yet tries so hard. Sad.

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I might be confused on this. I don't see the part where he's saying to work for free. I read that as don't milk the system just because you can because of obvious budget issues. For example, leave at 9. Don't stretch it any longer than it has to be.

I'd work for that guy. Seriously, this is a helpful memo that's generally sensitive in tone. I'll bet they have a budget that they need to step to, and while asking people to pitch in free hours of overtime is over the top, I get his general cause. Can you tell I own my own business?

dont be silly. Chicago banned all guns from the city. No residents can own one. Obviously, there is now ZERO gun violence in Chicago. Obviously

Someone should have mentioned how pot can help Jason chill out and avoid beating his wife again

If this is how you live your life, it must be sad, angry and hollow. I feel bad for you.

One day, you'll feel like an ass for saying things like this. Or you won't, and you'll remain an unhappy dolt. Either way, the rest of us win.

Typical Deadspin - trying to create a story out of what is, at most, a couple of inches.

Wow, this was stupid.

Don't be ridiculous...he's never written anything interesting about himself either.

I'm still waiting for Rembert to say or write something interesting about a topic other than himself.

I agree that fans, journalists and boxing authorities should temper their expectations for post-fight interviews, but the genre is undeniably interesting. Who will ever forget Floyd Mayweather challenging Larry Merchant to a fight or Mike Tyson promising to eat children?

Will and Roger.