klausschmoll
Klaus Schmoll
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I think I’d start with a Ford Scorpio / Merkur Scorpio. Bland, generic looking, family sedan looks, at its best! No one would ever suspect this boring vehicle to be even able to move out of its own way.

Those are at least 25"s. Just gotta bling em up!

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Steam cars run on water and coal, right?

There is so much wrong with this show, that I can not imagine how sacking Salley and cutting it to 30 minutes will help.

Could someone please whack me over the head?

They had these nice "Pink" special versions of the Marbella. Just couldn't find a picture.

My proposition for a suitable punishment would be to let him do a 100K mile endurance test with this beauty.

For the sake of her mental health, let's hope it wasn't 2G1C!!!

Not just your office!

Well done. Nice wordplay!

Interesting piece of advertising!

WTF? Why?

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Is there anything in this world that a nice V8 isn't capable of doing?

Hm... Hoongaria. Seems like a nice country.

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Great News!

Always look on the bright side of life!

To all of you, who used a variation of the phrase "If the headroom isn't enough, get a convertible"!

I can't even start to imagine what kind of person would spend tons of money on a one-off car, and then come up with this idea.

The Italian Carabinieri, would probably laugh, if they weren't too busy looking cool.