But Swift looks so much better without that tired red lipstick and cat eyeliner.

I feel like this tree.

i caught this at cannes & it was SO baaaaad

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

Hi.

A small but meaningful contribution to the NAACP will do the trick, I think.

This is me, exactly, right now. Except my cone of shame is Trader Joe's Pecan Pie Ice Cream (Super Premium).

Wait, the amount of pubic hair Sasha Grey had in Entourage is supposed to be a lot, and somehow shocking to people?

I am stunned and amazed by all the other merkins Jezzies have been mentioning below! We should start a whole new merkin-themed blog with our cumulative knowledge in this field!

I hate it when other people say "bare looks like a ten-year-old" or something similarly insulting. I prefer it all off (on me at least), and you prefer it not - let's agree to disagree but please don't tell me I look like a fifth grader down there!

@randomnessish: there is a world of difference between no hair at all (brazilian) and waxing below the mons line. when i wax, i go below the line but leave some hair on top—i don't like looking like a child, and i have these creases in my skin leftover from rolls of fat i had as a baby (they run in the family) so when…

The only time I attempted to go bare, I ended up with an ingrown hair which turned into an abscess during a festival camping weekend. Trying to mop up blood and pus with baby wipes and hand sanitiser put me off a second attempt. I'd rather be hairy than sore and/or itchy and Mr Cactus doesn't mind one way or the other.

@brainz: My partner keeps his trimmed. I appreciate not getting hairs in my mouth during oral sex, but I actually prefer it a bit longer than he does, I find the smell very sexy.

Biggest real bush on screen, Last Tango in Paris.

@wish_i_was_hiking: Maybe this is why I never understand a landing strip style. I just do not have enough hair per square inch for it to not look weird and spotty. *ugh* This is why I wish we had more natural representations of the female form out there. Just to be more aware of the variety involved.

@Uncommon_Whore: No you are not the only one, I figure if my BF and I have children our children will look like yetis by the time they hit puberty and be fully covered.

@Uncommon_Whore: Yeah, even merkins are unrealistic. Don't you know you should have a perfect triangle of pubes that never touch your thighs?