And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Hating Joel Embiid seems like a “you” problem, my friend.

When you cover the Lions, it just comes with the territory.

That bug is a feature, not a bug.

My favorite part about reading stories on Deadspin anymore is how the ads load and unload dynamically. I really love reading a sentence and then having it jump 4 inches down the screen, before finally finding it again, and then it jumps back up 4 inches. I understand this isn’t Deadspin’s fault per se, but I don’t…

You murdered that joke. 

You deserve a murder of stars for this.

+1 star(ling)

Luckily for both Martindale and Peters, neither had to eat any crow

An Allin who doesn’t cover himself in his own piss and shit while performing? Count me out

Don’t forget Mike Vick, Cordell Stewart, Randall Cunningham.

So what you’re saying is that there were no Seouls in attendance?

I’d add Colin Kaepernick and Cam Newton to that mix, if only to further rub salt into the NFL’s wounds about how their mismanagement has hollowed out an entire generation of potential marquee players. As it is, their star quarterbacks are either ancient, held together by velcro and duct tape, and one big hit away from…

Mark Sanchez: [comes out of retirement]

But that’s kind of part of the vague sense I have, that the Shanahans had a franchise game-changing quarterback on their hands, and once he got the injury and the wonky knee, that they shouldn’t have sent him back out there, on one leg, on that crappy surface they play on especially. We all saw the highlights that…

Considering Darko did not make a three-pointer over his entire career, one wonders whether his scouting profile is accurate