NBA fans are only slightly better shooters than Jan Vesely, so, like with Dolan, the hits are rare.

“Anything that reminds the basketball universe that the Knicks are essentially the Chicago Zephyrs—useless, miserable, repellent and deserving only of relocation and forgetting—is a triumph.”

The both.

FTW used to mean “fuck the world” and now means “for the win.”

Albert, if Ted offers me the GM job, I am committed to just reading advice from you and maybe Bullets Forever as to what to do. Please tell me your going rate and send me your bank account numbers. I will have Kevin Durant wire you the money.  

that’s not how those percentages work... 

it’s also what got the former Mayor of Baltimore in trouble.

“The only people who ever thought Robert Francis Orourke was a legit candidate were far left fanboy sites.”

I AM WEARING A POLO RIGHT NOW AND WILL NOT BE A SLAVE TO FASHION.

I HELD SHIFT WHILE TYPING THIS, BECAUSE I AM NOT A CAPS LOCK MONSTER.*

He looks like Gollum.

Jim Butts

You know there’s a team with an injured maxed-out point guard likely looking to make a hiring splash...

Paying college players tends to be a bit political - Democrats are more likely to want to do so than Republicans. Assuming that holds true nationwide, and given current partisan rancor, let’s assume a Democratic trifecta is necessary to pass this sort of legislation. This analysis is based on a more progressive SB 206…

You’d need a Democratic state legislature and governor to do so. Oregon and Washington both have Democratic trifectas and therefore could make the PAC-10 have to pay its players. Colorado and Nevada have Democratic trifectas, too, but I’m not sure they have enough clout to force any change. It’d be interesting to see…

Brave lads, but this is indefensible. At least they’re all on the same blank page, though.

Preppie Zaza will sell well as part of Grit and Grind:  Tank Edition.  

The Celtics are not doomed, at least not in the non-negotiable eternal way the Orlando Magic or New York Knicks are doomed.

I think you vastly underestimate narcissism. There is no guilt or self reflection. Even if there is a moment of realization, it will be quickly quashed by x number of rationalizations until it was all somebody else’s fault and everybody should pay attention to them while they explain how everyone was against them and…

My 2030 grave-pissing tour is shaping up to be the best bucket list item I have left.

and a lot of evidence on autism points to the age of the father, but god forbid we tell old dudes not to have kids.