Chappelle will receive a copy of an 1184 bronze portrait bust of Mark Twain, sculpted by Karl Gerhardt (1853–1940).

Jerry Jones read this article and immediately called Roger Goodell to ask if he can treat his players this way who don’t pan out. 

This is such a good dig on baseball players.

And it won’t, thanks to Aryapogenic climate change.

There’s this guy at work who won’t join our union chapter and we’re coming up on contract re-negotiations. He’s a freeloader, through and through, completely sure management isn’t coming to take away telework.  He’s willing to roll the dice that management wouldn’t be that crazy.  But there’s no plot armor IRL. 

“Aside from her plans to outfit her remaining dragon with headlights”
 

So, is winter over? Like, are we gonna get some nice Dorne weather in Winterfell?

Travis Andrews has a silly “analysis” at the Washington Post - his thesis is that those who truly followed the story knew Arya was capable and even likely to be the one to slay the Night King. He retrofits her assassination of the Big Blue Bogeyman in a way that both relies on the mythology of the story but ignores…

You are not your job.

You know who didn’t have a beard?  Hitler.  

Welp, so much for donating to McCready.  I guess he’s just Dumb Dan.  

Even if Blake had been healthy and there for Game 1, the Pistons had no chance to steal a game given the way the Bucks are playing

I had no idea it was private until this scandal. I’m an East Coaster, through and through, though, so my ignorance may be due to arrogance.  

I’m going with this acoustic melancholia from a relatively unknown guy from Maryland.

He should go to Orlando. 

Imagineers.  That’s the word you’re looking for.  If you say the other word, Ernie will come back.

Seven-plus hours of wrestling—seven-plus hours of pretty much anything—is too much.

If you listen closely, he says “bitch ass-motherfucker” not “bitch-ass motherfucker.”  

Over the course of three days, Bauer will become increasingly antagonistic toward Progressive Insurance and argue that playing at Progressive Field violates his First Amendment rights. Bauer will earn a one-game suspension. Curt Schilling will argue that this is proof that the Cleveland Indians franchise cares more…

After a particularly rough loss on Juneteenth to the Rangers, he will hop on Twitter and relate his elation from “owning the libs” to the owning of slaves. He will then spend his subsequent two-game suspension on an extended visit to the White House.