I did not expect to have to count the number of times the word “transom” was used during that telecast. 

That’s ruff.

Peroni is an abomination and you should be ashamed of yourself. 

Currently in the league?

Please shout this from the rooftops.  

or the last intelligent president we had. :-(

even before he drank his full chalice of goat’s blood

Goth Michelin Man.

Vinny Del Negro and Mark Jackson are both available. Just sayin. 

For context, I work for a federal agency in a large office building - there are lots of great cases of people being fired in the government for doing things like shitting on their boss’s desk, shitting in a hall repeatedly (I think that was EPA), and more. Fortunately, I only have these two stories:

Caruana’s coming chronometrical catastrophe created a calamitous climate.

exactly.  

This is bonkers and gorgeous. I’ll stick to watching Kyra Poh, though.

took me a second, but I enjoyed it once I realized what you were doing.  

I’d love to know how much of The Third Man was his doing. The oblique camera angles, the blocking, it’s all very Wellesian and not so much Carol Reed.

Thanks. That is a lot of commitment to trolling.  The tomato theme (for as long as it lasted) sounds pretty impressive. 

alright, as someone who reads Splinter irregularly, I’ve seen a lot of tomato troll comments and I cannot figure out who a tomato troll is trolling for, if that’s their point?  I need a primer. 

Mao what would make you say something like that? 

I’m not optimistic.  My friends who were cajoled into canvassing and working in Virginia last year are nowhere to be found this year, except on Facebook, where they post their support for Beto.  

This is disgusting. Durkin’s and Court’s heads should have been on pikes months ago.