Seeing how badly they've gerrymandered the whole damned state, I would be surprised if any democrat won there EVER.

I don't understand why my state hates having good things, but I'm proud of Wendy and glad I voted for her regardless.

Eh. I was a big fan after the filibuster, but after her ableist nightmare of a campaign ad (followed by a press conference where she used disabled people as props), I'm over her.

Uuuuuuuuuuugh. Sorry, Texas. Things are bleak over here in SC, too.

I can't remember the last time I voted for a winning candidate. *sigh*

Not that I'm really surprised, though.

You know what will make you feel better? Premarital, slutty sex.

And then they waited outside the bed chamber until the blood stained sheets were produced.

I'm unclear on the details but the first kiss did not end up being at the alter because they wanted it to be a private moment...or they didn't want everyone to see it when she physically recoiled from him when it happened :P

Is "first kiss" in quotes for a reason? Did they actually not kiss until they were at the altar? Or is it in quotes because it's a euphemism and they actually fucked for the the first time right up at the altar?

Sorry, I read Kirk Cameron's blurb and now I have to go settle my stomach. I almost barfed all over my keyboard.

Maybe try not to be so hurt by the words of comedians...

weird how when it's conan pointing out the dumb awful shit in videogames everyone else takes for granted he's not flooded with death threats

He is judging me right now for my choice of stretchy yoga pants with the holes, but you know what? I judge him right back when he decides to lick his butt-hole in front of company.

Also, fuck your cup.

I don't buy it. Another stupid theory that preys on co-incidence and wishful thinking.

Alternate theory then: He's a garbage man to make sure that all the toys that are thrown away meet their doom.

as long as you ignore the fact that he throws all the garbage in without even glancing at it to check if there are any toys at all.

This was perfection, but best of all was when Nick Offerman appears and the audience cheers.