Men's biggest fear about online dating: a fat chick.

"Oh, the Dallas Cinnamon! Gotcha. The Malibu Cinnamon can still get mugged by her pimp next week, then, if that's cool with you?"

God be all, "Wait... which Cinnamon are you praying for again?"

"...to protect 70 peoples' so-called right to privacy who dance on a stage naked."

From Revelations (which would be a perfect name for a Christian themed strip club)

Man Tries to Obtain Addresses of Strippers So He Can Prey on Them

It still makes me fume to think how easy it was, years ago, for my stalker to get all my info online. He paid for one those privacy sites. He then went to the court house with my name and address and was able to dig up even more info.. eventually leading him to even my birth certificate and social security number. It…

Dear Fundies,

So, he wants to pray for them because Love and Jesus or something, but then he turns around and speaks dismissively of the "so-called right to privacy" of people "who dance on a stage naked." Really feeling the love there, dudebro.

So anyone can access your personal info that easily? Terrifying.

You would think an omniscient God would be able to figure it out.

Yeah I'm pretty sure God can figure out who he's praying for.

Didn't know that you had to send a prayer to someone's address in order for them to receive it properly.

Why does he need their real names? Can't he just drop to his glory to god knees and pray for Pepper, Cinnamon, Brandy, Crystal, etc.

'It's mah right to be a creep and stalk these wimmens! They get nekkid, I can do what ever I want to them!' Asshat.

Mara Wilson is always right anyway.

IF U OFFER SOMEONE A MASSAGE AND ITS CRAZILY WEAK ITS LIKE MASHING UR D AROUND SOMEONES P AND CALLING IT SEX

completely agree with Mara, I do the same

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