And your point is (besides outright racism)?

Let me tell you, planning this wedding is the least sexy thing dudeofthedead and I have ever done. It's time consuming, argument provoking, and expensive. When the "big day" rolls around I honestly don't think it's going to suddenly make us super horny. We're basically being forced to engage in public speaking and…

I am so relieved that someone got laid on her wedding! As a naïve unmarried person, I always thought the whole point of a wedding was to be a celebration of "these two people are gonna fuck the shit out of each other later." Mazel tov!!!

Civil ceremony for the win! We had sex when we got home from the county clerks office. :) I have never understood the need for a big, fancy ceremony. I love him, he loves me, I'd rather spend that money on something that lasts for more than a day and that doesn't stress me the fuck out.

I really hope that was written in your sarcasm font...

Number 3 is why I definitely don't want to be a virgin come wedding night. All the pressure, everyone knowing you're losing it that night, probably having bad/disappointing sex because it's the first time, and then facing everyone afterward. No thank you.

We did it twice on our wedding night. Is that weird? Once the second we got in the door. (blush) and again after I finished getting the five million bobby pins out of my hair, because I was going to put that white negligee to use, damn it.

Include me and my husband in the 'WAY too tired' category. We had a really nice outdoor wedding at his dad's place, which had a pool. It was a beautiful day and the party just went on and on even after the official reception was over.

He looks like the skeevy little brother of Oliver Queen.

There is nothing I find more disconcerting than the feeling of a powerful jet of water on my taint.

Water splashing onto your stuff in the splash zone, c'mon Emma.

#9 is "Do you take your shirt off to poop?" AND 9% OF PEOPLE SAID YES WHO ARE THESE CRAZIES

Every man wants his dick sucked. But if you dare to suck another man's dick, ZOMG! You're suddenly a 'whore.' That' really what it comes down to, I think. 'Only my dick is worth sucking, and any other dick you suck instantly makes you a whore.' It's all about possession.

Christy Mack is a fucking hero for being so open about her ordeal and her road to recovery. She is helping a lot of people with her willingness to share, and I hope she knows that.

Sorry, dude! Take it up with the bros.

Like Gollums of the internet they love and hate the porn as they love and hate themselves.

Ugh. Sometimes I wish I had sons just so I could bring them up right. But mostly, I'm satisfied telling my daughters I love them, and bringing them up to rule the world.

Never understood men who you know watch porn, and would totally fuck a porn star thinking that being in porn is somehow disgusting.

LOVE PORN! CAN'T GET ENOUGH PORN. But HATE THE PERSON PROVIDING YOU WITH THE PORN. Fuckwits. I can't express my contempt for these people.

I will not address the awful comments. I'll move on to something else.