@serenada: Ew.

@DIOX-HOL-STER: Don't tell me you thought the footage was CGI!

@DocHobo: Teehee.

@Aibyouka-kun: "If you're having wii problems, I feel bad for you son;

*batteries not included

@countjackula: I've put Swiffer cloths on my sandals. Maybe an Instructable is in order...

@OrbitalGun: Had one of those. Thanks for explaining.

My mother (50) prints eMails too. I hate coming over for visits, since she has piles of emails from work all over her apartment.

Do they respond to birds? Do birds respond? When will they be available in pet stores!?

There's a glass bottle of cola I've just opened up.

@dracosummoner: Drunken Tekken can be fun.

@Irving94: Nope.

@TemporalSword: Jumanji.

@Wolfsheim: I... I don't remember...

SCIENCE

Can we use this effect for the next Cloverfield movie? Pweeease!?

@Shiryu: Russian politics: Buy It, Use It, Break It, Fix It,...

@Destronok: *removes glasses dramatically

@Valkyrie607 of the lady-ghetto: The bike lanes in Austria are partly set up to go the opposite direction of incoming car traffic. Which sounds like an accident waiting to happen.

@hostile-17: Oh. Sorry then.