@The11thDoctor: "He's an alien, for Christ's sake! His Kryptonian

Once Hayden Panetierre's character in Heroes is over the legal age of 18, the Hulk could bang her, because she can regenerate (and be a virgin again).

@Truvill: Fuck yeah!

"What video game music would you drop cash on to go hear done by an orchestra?"

Go Judge Dava Tunis! You're our Hero!

Ooooh, Zen Gardening. Do Want! :D

That's exactly why I don't own a DS. I already have a hard time concentrating on one screen, but two is just goddamn ridiculous.

PlayStation Pornable.

*pukes

"Ok, almost at the end, now save GameeeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHhhh!!! AAAAAAAAAah! It's biting my hand off! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!"

Kotaku after dark? Dude, the sun is up over here. (Europe I mean)

"I'd actually like to see him review more old games."

Seaquest, here I come!

Oh Boll, you and your Internet Journal Drama.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Uwe needs a group of gamers, the number of a small city, to make one of his movies good? Did I just read that?

Harnessing Giant Bear Spirits!

@Mizuki: Oh yes, someone please Swede this Presentation.

I bet someone will reverse engineer his method and post it for free on instructables sooner or later.

@icepick314: Only Breadcrabs!