I’m not the world’s foremost authority on Mexico, but I’m pretty sure Charlie is not especially common in that country as far as names go...

I hear you, brother.

The Mexican link makes no sense. Maybe if it had been Juan, Juan. Off topic, this reminds me of a place I used to work where the receptionist had a nasal voice and she would call over the intercom for Juan, line one. We all snickered each time.

Our inability to access encrypted information poses public safety challenges.

Raptor Jesus approves.

They're in the same level of insane.

I see your...Batwing, flying suit thingy and raise you bruce anstey fastest Isle of Man TT 2014..EVER

So WHAT exactly has the "real" SHIELD been doing for a year? Floating around in their (hidden?) aircraft carrier and... ?

You hit someone, you're fired. I wish more people understood that. If I deck someone at my office, I expect to be 1.) arrested, and 2.) fired.

Imperials = Number

When motorcycle helmet companies start caring about your safety.

Immediately when I started reading this I thought of Back to School and of course it was referenced in your post, I feel this also applies:

Melt it, naturally, create Giant reservoirs to hold millions of tons of melting snow, then pipe it where needed, it can be done using just GRAVITY even. Also we can create electricity from these lines as well,. Counter argument is, with that much snow disappearing from a environment that is "used to it". What will be…

LOL that's high-larious! Howdy ma'am, I'm a $120k sysadmin here to fix your Glade air freshener.

support them with scissors....

scissors? Sorry boss it doesn't have a plug.

Aw man. Would've much preferred OG Tron. I just can't get over the retro-futuristic charm of the original.

Americans like poop and bodily fluids in general.