*sheepishly raises hand*

And this is how you lose your shit. I’m dad and since it’s my money, this is now my account. Which I will cancel after taking your shit. Also thanks for agreeing to paint the house. And our neighbors. You’re also grounded for a...Wait for it. Fortnight. Dad wins.

Oh how soon you forget how women fighters in Battlefield 1 ruined the game’s realism.

My favorite so far:

You wrote a lot of fancy words to say “stop talking shit about Trump if you want to keep your jobs”.

including at GMG, the staff of which fears the newsroom may be cut by up to a third by the end of June, perhaps as part of a broader pivot toward video and branded content.

I thought hockey players prided themselves on being tough, but it looks like none of them can take a licking.

Aston-Reese didn’t share a locker room with Cooke, but he’s gonna shut up about Wilson since his jaw is wired shut.

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Two times in a row he could not handle la paz - you’ve got to pull him.

“with flawed logic about things”

AA looks like a trick boss once you get to BS

East Asia’s Internet Infrastructure is lightyears ahead.

Yeah, the corner surface transitions are much smoother on the “race” car:

They should’ve sued Anthony Settlesoutofcourt instead.

Looks like NBC finally got around to broadcasting the closing ceremonies from the 1988 Summer Olympics.

20,000 yen fine. It’s a littering PSA designed as a wanted poster. Poisute (ポイ捨て) is the word for littering in Japanese (POI is onomatopoeia used to describe a tossing sound, and SUTEru is to dispose of something. No idea why they wrote it as WAN!TED though...

The summer olympics in Tokyo probably won’t have too many ice sports. The winter olympics in Beijing in 2022 are probably more likely to have ice related sports.

I literally just showed this comment to my dentist mid-cleaning to explain why i couldnt stop laughing. Then he couldn’t stop. Miracle i still have teeth.