Quite a few Americans actually do keep their shoes on, at least in rooms with hardwood or tiled floors. Having grown up in Canada, where taking shoes off was the routine practice, that took some getting used to.

Something I am absolutely revolted, and distracted by, that they do on TV shows is put those shoe-clad feet on bedspreads and couches. Why? Who does that? You were just walking outside with those shoes, why are they now on your bedspread or couch? Are you an animal?

You know, I always assumed that people on TV had their shoes on because they were not actually in a house, but on a set. am I wrong? do people around the work really keep their shoes on in their house? with the dirt and dust and filth? whyyyyyyyyyyy????????

The English smile like they’re getting tased in the anus.

Yeah, his father started Kroll. If any attorney has ever had to do document review they would have heard of it. It’s a weird company that does investigations, background checks, secure data storage.

Things I hate to admit (journalist here):

If Azealia Banks said nothing ever again I don't think anyone would have a problem with that.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS PERSON. He is supposed to be an MD, and then got successfully hired by The Atlantic, and has been at it for years now, yet somehow he looks significantly younger than me. Is he Doogie Howser or just a sufferer of Terminal YoungFace?

“Yes, I know women are beautiful in every size, I truly 100% believe that. But I am also too cheap to buy bigger clothes.”

No. Just no. Stop now. Pseudoscience kills.

According to Kristin Cavallari inflammation is a HUGE problem. You should totally cut out the gluten and GMO produce. It’s the #1 source of stress and weight gain. We should all listen to her, like about not vaccinating our children.

My big red list no-no’s - flour, sugar, dairy, and red meat

She could have, and nearly did, cause her own child to die. Over a spider. But, yeah, go easy on her.

Maybe we need to shift the focus away from cancer and onto physical appearance. Because the whole reason why “black don’t crack” is that outward physical ageing like wrinkling is directly linked to photodamage, and melanin helps keep that shit out.

Only a teenager would think that confidence is worth cancer. That’s why we don’t allow them to make important decisions.

I had a friend in high school who went tanning every day for a few years. She had skin cancer on her nose by age 28. Keep on thinking you're invincible, kids...

why can’t they unwind like normal people and get stoned instead?

Uuuuugh so claustrophobic. Coffin made of bulbs.