We dissected sharks in 7th grade. I remember what it smelled like, what it was like to cut the skin away from the fat, and I remember the claspers. That is it.

I was thinking that too, but then I watched the video in the AP story. The dog has an owner, who is a neighbor of the mom and she (the neighbor) is the one who called the police. Reina the dog is pregnant and that is her (I thought it was a stock photo!) above. Her owner seems like a good person from the short…

Local cat is all “I brought the kid dead mice, why is nobody giving me accolades for trying to feed him solids? He’s two! He can handle it!”

All the best people I know are dogs.

I hope someone adopts both the child and the dog. Poor baby, I can’t believe the mother wasn’t arrested. What a good dog. Probably was just like “No ones gonna feed this human puppy? You should be ashamed of yourselves” lays down to feed the human puppy.

Once again, dogs are better than humans.

Her medical problem started because she had to wear men’s boots that were too wide/big for her. I’d love to see these men wear tiny narrow women’s boots to make them understand.

We treat em the same as the men and they want special treatment because they’re women.

The military has too much money to pull this kind of shit. I wish I could designate my tax money marked for the military is to go ONLY to veteran care.

I live in France where I typically do a pretty good job of assimilating but one day I just REALLY wanted fries with ketchup. The waiter legit said to me “No. We eat fries with mustard. I’ll bring you mustard.” And you know what? I ate my goddamn fries with mustard.

YES, YES, YEEESSSS!!

We used to have a TV show in the UK called worlds strictest parents. They would send really shitty teenagers to families in the middle of Africa, India, and other Asian countries to teach them to be thankful and how easy we have it. We should apply the same concept to shitty restaurant customers. Would be very…

My kids don’t eat green things.

I definitely would have said something. That said: once, when I was 13, I overheard some racist lady talking mad shit about Mexicans. (This was in a part of LA that was largely Hispanic.) Anyways, she also kept mentioning Jesus. Her husband kept saying, “but dear...”

Her way of speaking was reminding me of someone...then it clicked!

The phrase, “the customer is always right” has constructed an entire subset race of bitchy humans that think service workers are beneath them.

Seriously. Some woman went balls ass crazy on me over a garbage can in the street. I simply said to her, “I feel so bad for you. How sad must your life be that you are THIS upset over a garbage can.”

Why did no one in that restaurant say anything to that monster?

I can’t stand the whole “speak English in America” bullshit. There is no official national language! Plus it’s just a cover for racism.