Blech! Mexican brick carrots? No, thank you.

Thanks for the tip!

My bear of 2015.

What? No Baba Booey?

They would not take the discount on Grace Jones’ “I’ll never write my memoirs”. Said it did not qualify even though it was a hardcover. Had to spend thirty minutes on the phone with customer service just to get a “one time” exception credit.

They would not take the discount on Grace Jones’ “I’ll never write my memoirs”. Said it did not qualify even though…

No Biggie.

Bye, Felicia .

She should have ripped it when he gripped it.

I adore Grace, she is my spirit animal.

With no real sex education classes in the mississippi schools , at least someone is teaching kids to put dicks into bags.

I’ll leave this here.

“After all, spoiled kids are generally allowed to be unchecked spoiled kids until they murder someone”

Bald Eagle

“In September, Marquette, Fordham and Brown universities were the first to rescind”

The Big Gang Bang Theory.

He was a racist SOB who withheld his love from his children and spoiled his grandchildren.

Yes , you should always tip 20%. When I was a child my grandfather took me out to eat at a nice place. The server got our orders wrong and spilled hot coffee on me. My grandfather still left a generous tip. I asked him why and he said “you never know what kind of day they are having.”

You left out the Catholic Church.

Shark tank is on NBC now ?

You forgot “Night of the Comet”, everyone forgets “Night of the Comet”.