You can do it. When you think you can’t, and you will, remember EVERY single person who got sober thought that from time to time.

Probably just the ghost of an unvaccinated child.

Unimpressed pug for scale.

My first reaction to this was, what a lovely moment for mothers everywhere. I don’t think she was trying to glamorize her child as an accessory - do you really believe that was what this moment was about for her? Yes it made headlines, the kind headlines I like to see more of. I’m sort of astounded at Jezebel’s…

what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have…

Forbes lost their credibility a while ago. I mean:

I love how *that’s* his example of being a gentlemen. It’s quite obvious he has a low opinion of women.

To me that’s a clear indication he has a terrible fucking attitude about women. I see this sometimes in online dating profiles “I don’t want a lady who swears” or “I want a woman who knows how to act like a lady” - Oh so you want someone polite and submissive who is essentially a real life Disney Princess? Go fuck…

Oh, I’d copied that exact same snippet. No doubt that he grabbed her ass. Men who “respect” women by treating us like dainty flowers who’ll wilt at the sound of the words “fucking bastard piece of shit” have no respect for us at all.

I’ve never understood that one. If a woman had a problem with me swearing, she would fucking tell me herself.

Well our vaginas do fall out when we hear swear words, so thank god for these “gentleman”

I love when sexual predators say “well I don’t know how to act around women now!”. You never did friend! That was the problem!

claiming the skit had not been in the competition’s script and had not been authorized by the board

This challenge to prove her background comes from an alleged billionaire who won’t show us his income tax forms.

Yeah,yeah,yeah but Ghost in the Shell bombed so while your argument might explain why this is sometimes done it doesn’t explain why Johansson and Sanders are being given more money to burn by miscasting a lead role...again.

You know, I always wondered what the perfect blend of savage and accurate looked like.  It’s that.  Right there.  Wow.  

That’s little thirsty Marco.

I will leave this gem for you to ponder:

This is because Marco Rubio is a fuckless cunt.

Or, even if it *did* happen, half of the comments here are people fessing up that they misspell their own name on occasion (throw my name on the pile!) I would be in the audience like, “Stars, they’re just like us!”