I think Serena hated me for being the skinny kid who beat her...

Who the fuck did that horrible, awful interview?!
“Listen, baby, after you lost to Sharapova 15 years ago, I asked Donald Trump about it and he said he wanted to fuck the blonde girl who looked like his daughter and that her being so smoking hot intimidated you, an ugly person. True?”
I mean...Jesus fucking christ.

Serena is the GOAT, but I think her time as a consistent threat to win majors is over.

I don’t really know why but I find her press conferences terrifying.

Fuck you Sarah, and your boss too.

Am I giving DeVos too much credit or is the student? I’m pretty cynical about all of this but find it endearing that Hodgman isn’t too jaded yet.

You give DeVos way, way too much credit here. Conservatives will not learn what they don’t want to know so I would never assume she recognized that flag.

“Public schools are a place for all children,” Hodgman said on Tuesday.

I’m not sure whether to laugh or scream at Roseanne’s apology for what she said about Valerie Jarrett. Saying Valerie is the child of the Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes was not a fucking joke about her looks. It was an intentional invocation of the racist idea that black and brown folks are more ape than…

If John Goodman joins Twitter just to post a “Bye Bitch” message, I will give him one more chance.

Babe, the show is called Roseanne.

I’m 100% on board with cancelling the show, but I just don’t understand why ABC had to go and give her a platform to begin with. Her Twitter has been filled with hate for a long time and by ABC giving Barr her sitcom back, it emboldened her to be more vitriolic. And before everyone responds to me, money cannot the…

If someone in the park had thought to deliver margaritas, nachos, and sombreros to the trapped passengers using drones, this story could have had a totally different vibe.

In the immortal words of Liz Lemon “I want to go to there”

Records for largest food items have a requirement that the item must be sold or donated for the record to be officially recognized.

“...what he does can be hard to label because...he often thinks whatever he says is what’s real.”

Allegra treats mild to moderate allergies, ask your doctor if Allegra is right for you

“Ah, glad I’ve saved myself the trouble of watching all that rom-com BS! Now time for some real cinema!”

Just because someone has a mental illness does not mean they can’t be happy

I remember saying that if I ever find out that Morgan Freeman and/or Mr. Rogers #metoo’d anyone then we’d just have to erase men and start over. It’s been a good run fellas (not really)