The show happened earlier in ze week

Mahershala Ali is indeed the most handsome human in Hollywood. Damn Daniel

The traffic cone remains my favorite. So simply accurate!

I just read this as “my travel cup lips” and thought “same”

So many similarities to Scientology

Here for all of that! Just sent an invite to Shaq to my wedding. Hope he can make it.

There was such a motherly look from JLo after of “you did great it’s okay!” That I loved

Still laughing over here: “donal trump, a cow patty”

Literally just typed the same thing hahaha

She’s with Gendry  

I was on TRL in March of 2001. Sort of, I was standing with a small crowd on the median outside the studio, met Tyrese and Carson. Tyrese was rightly wearing a sweater vest with no shirt underneath and Carson was as big as a tool as Jimmy Fallon’s SNL impression of him led on. Also Tyrese was really nice, but I never…

Thirsty

sally’s current Wikipedia page: “god damn American hero”

It’s about Tom.

Don’t let it be about Tom.

The marches were beautiful. In Austin, it was like one giant 50,000-person hug saying “hey, you’re right for having these thoughts.”

CHANCE THE RAPPER DANCING! Ahhhhhh I’m smiling like a hooligan.

SPOT ON!

Fannypacks are great for music festivals !

“Inauguration nowhere.” That’s my Monday night weak (but drunk!) attempt at a Springsteen pun. Sorry in advance.