Just me or did anyone else double take this photo and think George Lucas was singing opera*

*yes I realize this make me an opera pleb

Righhhtttt!?! ‘ I’ve been pegging my wife for weeks, relentless fingerbangs, and she still isn’t pregnant! I stopped washing my hands before, on the off chance some sperm from the metro got caught under a (well trimmed) fingernail!’

This is a fact, and it’s the literal reason I’m not having kids, besides the extreme cost and sleep deprivation. I’m a boss ass bitch. I take charge by default. There is no man alive who could properly co-parent with me, and I have like zero faith that my own amazing husband would co-parent equally. He wasn’t brought…

Google explains it better than I can:

Good point. No one is stopping unmarried men from donating all they want. Interesting how the laws are written in such a specific way to prevent women from reproducing.

Single straight women could be doing the same too. 

Of course the reason moms just get shit done is because they often have no choice. Even the most progressive, well-meaning fathers simply don’t engage in the same way as a mother because women are socially trained from the youngest age to carry the mental load of everyone else’s problems, while men have been trained…

Given the strong aversion most men have to housework and childcare, you’d think allowing lesbians and single women to reproduce without them would be like winning the lottery for these guys!

I was feeling sad today and these genuinely made me laugh. Thanks

Sexual violence against women is a pressing issue in France right now, as there have been a string of horrid crimes this year. It’s hard to believe, but their patriarchal norms seem that much more entrenched than in the US, to add some context to this article.

I had two separate conversations this past weekend about what TikTok even is (I and my friend group are ~34 years old). The best I can settle on is “Vine but longer,” and that cat/Mr Sandman video might be the thing that convinces me TikTok is a good idea.

Maybe it was in the Guardian’s own quote? As in, this is a European news outlet, so that spelling of “neighbors” should actually be “neighbours”? I’m also leaving the question mark outside the quotes intentionally because I hate that American rule (making it look more natural at the expense of being more clear).

Came to say this, so thanks for taking the pedantry off my shoulders haha

Now *this* is the content I apparently crave.

Then don’t let dudes donate sperm? Either no one gets IVF or everyone does.

I mean, technically, lesbians would still experience the “inability to become pregnant after a certain period of unprotected sex” so if I had been having unprotected sex with my wife for a year and insurance still refused to cover IVF, I would hope I could sue the shit out of them.

Only way that nonsense could be whiter is if she was a little younger and male, so the judge could side with her and state that she has a promising future ahead of her

Classic!

Well, he’s a black man, so bullets just seem to jump out at them.. they LOVE them.. so its just impossible to keep them contained..

asked the jury to side with Guyger’s claim of self-defense, saying prosecutors are “holding Amber Guyger to an impossible standard” and “making innocent mistakes into evil acts.”