I was surprised to find out that 20,000 x 8 = 1,600,000 instead of 160,000. I guess the rules of math have changed.

This was one of the whitest, most privileged articles I’ve ever read on Jezebel.

I never discuss it unless it’s people I know well, and only in private. This is not a subject about which people are rational, it is far too easy to give offence unintentionally, and in my experience people assume bad faith vastly more often than when discussing, say, religion, parenting, or other heavily laden…

Who will collect the children to sacrifice to Adrian Peterson now?

God damn it, stop rubbing it in.

I could watch farmers rioting all day if that's how they're doing it. That was awesome.

The picture is a little blurry so it was nice of them to blow it up.

Wiping his ass has to suck

Another wonderful Gawker article, well done. Put it in the scrap book for the grandkids, stellar writing.

Or have a little self control and don’t.