Actually, Cruz is desperate and NEEDS Trump to lose because a Trump admin may well close the uncertainty of foreign-born US citizens qualifying for prez (as it should). There’s an easy way of lumping it with the separate boiling issue of anchor babies and banishing both once and for all.

I ran into a formerly famous young reality star at a college bar. Nobody knew or gave a shit who she was. She was just an average looking early 20s girl.

I recall this period of time. Ed Hardy was already dead when Jon was wearing it.

Don’t be hyper-literal. I’m just saying very few are living in a cozy hipster apartment, eating artisanal grub every night, going to Broadway shows, concerts in Prospect Park, shopping at Barneys, weekends in the Hamptons, exclusive clubs, etc., etc. Most are living a struggle life — even if they act hip and NEW YORK…

Isn’t it like $20 or 30 to cross the bridge into Jersey? Just to get gas, or you were already there?

In my experience most people move to New York to PRETEND they’re successful and living this decadent life of culture. Reality is they struggle, they drink alone, and eat hot dogs and cart slop 6x a week. Most boomer-rang back home in less than 5 years.

- Manhattan/Brooklyn legit smell like piss 6 months out of the year

Dude, stop trying so hard. Felt like I was reading a This American Life intro.