“I usually wake up at 6:30am,”

Isn’t Paris Hilton actually a good DJ? No sarcasm, I mean I think that’s her career now, and she’s actually successful at it?

I agree with you on the color but hate the dress overall. The pockets to me read less “avant-garde” and more “I got oven mitts to match my pretty dress and I’m just waiting to take these pans out of the oven”.

Oh not New York...

As a teenager I loved it but by the time I hit my twenties I realized what a shitty friend Carrie was; always ditching her friends to meet up with Big or some other annoying guy. And she was so embarrassingly bad with money for someone in their 30's that it was actually offensive.

See, but if you spend a little tiny bit more, it takes a much longer time for your purse to be reduced to a pile of matchsticks, therefore reducing waste!

Are you joking?? The market for used high end, coveted styles is completely crazy. Chanel 2.5 chain bags resell on eBay for the same as their original retail value. Chanel Boy bags sell for more than retail frequently. And if it's a limited edition of any kind, forget about it.

UGH. All these women have dieted and waxed and manicured and hair extensioned and hundreds or thousands of dollars of grooming and he can’t even bother to put on some real fucking shoes?!

The phrase “eat a cheeseburger” is so incredibly obnoxious and body-shame-y. She’s naturally very thin, always has been, probably always will be. There are things that can rightfully said about her as far as her opinions and actions, but I don't understand why her body always has to be brought into it.

Sorry, but if you willingly go on a date with someone with a high profile and then sell that story to the press - it’s you that’s the asshole in the situation.

Girl, no.

lol i know like i would really like to have a day to spend being a shithead with some hot pals on a jet ski rn

I hate sororities and I hate this sort of thing and I hate myself for saying this but god DAMN if this shit isn’t impressive

I am sure. That it is dreadful. Look how stumpy!

And all of it fits like they grabbed something off the rack that was about a half a size too small.

The shirt thing on the second one from the left is atrocious. It’s actually worse than all of my similar looking ones from junior high combined.

As an ensemble, this looks fine - nude & black very chic blah blah. But individually each dress is a hot mess

Oh, my God, that red skirt:

Yeah Pregnancy tests are gross. I’m gonna skip the middle man and just fill a decorative mason jar with my pee to give my husband.

Oh come now, the best gifts have been pee’d upon.