That shirt is offensive.

I think you meant dye but the mistake is soooper funny.

also his stupid fucking shirt

They’re retraining Whole Check workers to ring items up properly.

But how will I fell superior to people if I can’t shop at Whole Foods? :(

Everyone calls it Whole Paycheck. No one calls it Whole Check except for Jezebel.

Look at this stupid asshole.

Clover, could you please pass me the Nope sauce?

He added that incorrect priced items could always be refunded

its like you almost missed the point

Ours wasn’t so much a proposal as a discussion. We were friends (roommates, actually - loooong sitcom-esque story) before we got to together and had both individually decided we never wanted to get married. We were both against the idea of marriage as an institution, the patriarchal bullshit of it, the expense, etc,…

I technically did the asking, I’m not sure if this counts though.

Holy mackerel!! A family of 4 could live in those clothes.

Tara Jacoby, ladies and gentlemen.

Another home run from the art dept.

and some people, like 28-year-old Tennessee resident Anna Thomas,do thirteen cans of whip-its at 9 am and crash into a mailbox

No, this is like a straight up Jena Lyons Cosplay.

brb never sleeping ever again

I’m more confused that anyone is excited about Emma Roberts