I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.

This is some kind of metaphor for the GOP's attitude towards the poor, I'm 95% sure of it

In litterboxes, of course.

This is Marnie singing at the company party levels of embarrassing.

Somebody needs to dub a Marnie orgasm scene with the rooster crowing from that last clip.

I feel sorry for Allison Williams.

Sadly, that took me a moment.

Every time a man puts a my little pony in a jar and jizzes into that jar for months, an angel catches on fire and dies.

I just checked, and Naomi Campbell is 44, only a year younger than me. You look amazing, dear, but for heaven's sake, come down off the table.

OMG that guy silently walking by her for 5 minutes. Blech! Gave me the chills.