If breeding programs end, Sea World will end. You are asking for it to be shut down as well, just on a different timeline.

People do think about how Sea World keeps breeding them though, and how that should stop.

That logic jump, that my “creed” leads to universal WWE sports, it’s another hot take! This dude is still going, he’s what would happen if you gave Easterbrook a Red Bull.

I was wrong, apparently I CAN troll! This guy is so full of hot takes that he fucking responded. I’m pretty sure next he’s going to call me a “moran.”

I wish I was good at trolling, I get the feeling you would be amazing to taunt. Instead, I’ll just point out that whoever your sports idol is - they are a dirty, rotten, filthy cheater of the highest order, that just hasn’t been caught yet. They all are.

We arrived at this point because 1. Goodell has declared the CBA to be a meaningless document and the NFLPA has been spineless enough to let him slowly dismantle it, and 2. The crime doesn’t matter anymore. The NFL instead is punishing players for not submitting to authority.

This is the hottest take ever. Forget sportswriters Drew, just email this guy every week for your material. I want to have a viewing party to watch you spill your “honorable” tough-guy “you don’t know what it’s like to work so hard” tears, preferably in ultra HD. I want the St Louis Cards to hire you as their lead…

I think that they were 100% doctored. I also know that the CBA has a specific dollar amount that players are fined for doctoring the balls. That section doesn’t say “4 game suspension.” Players lie to hide cheating, that’s an inherent part of cheating that I would hope is considered when you decide on what the…

Does the CBA have rules about obstructing investigations?

Albert, real talk.

I’m having trouble coming up with non-contact flopping in the NFL.

If you’ve ever been to a food court, you might have noticed that cops tend to loiter in those kind of high-traffic areas. Seeing a cop near your kids isn’t something to get worked up about.

To be fair, at least that .gif features contact.

This would not be a judgement call - how can there be a foul without contact? They should be calling off pass interference calls that result from non-contact, but since the NFL does not feature flopping, it’s just really rare to to see a comparable call in the NFL.

Cali spear fishermen call them the taxman.

Most scientists now think that they have pretty good eyesight, but hunt in murky/aerated water that’s hard to see in. Look up videos of scientists towing seal decoys to document breaches. Sharks only hit the decoy a low percentage of the time, usually they would abort the attack at the last second when they got a…

As was every other driver. It was not his fault. He was racing, because everyone was. The safety precautions (or lack thereof) in place are to blame.

Already read that. I disagree. All drivers should have been stopped due to the wetness, and barring that, a safety car should always be out after a crash.

It’s terrible, but my thoughts immediately went to the angry emotions I had in the moments led to his accident. Watching the race live, I was amazed that no action was being taken to delay the race under such wet conditions, that a crash could result in less than a full course caution, that clean-up crews should be…

That’s what got your panties in a twist? A list of overrated beers from a year ago? I had to google it to find it, and it wasn’t wrong!