Aaron just might drive up there and slap the shit out of you if you’re insinuating that he is a hipster.

The Infiniti is strong with this one.

How dense must the M2 be?

And cue the jokes about British electrics. I’ll start.

DON’T YOU SEE IT?

What a coincidence, my truck also has a 4k redline.

Just delivered mail to the Ferrari mailbox.

It’s Archer!

Rallies have sponsors. Often the drivers are the owners of said sponsoring businesses.

Rallies mainly.

Most surprising part of the headline.

If there is anyone who can identify random streets in California with bugs on them, its Jalopnik.

that video was done by the same guy as the one in the article...

You know how people keep complaining about having their comments grayed?

Porsches should only be available in pastel colors.

Why are all things catching on fire lately? I can’t own a Lamborghini, I can’t own a Ferrari, I can’t own a hoverboard retarded-boards-with-wheels-for-the-lazy for fear I’ll catch on fire

Yeah besides:

I’d also like to know what Gramps was doing in that empty parking lot.

Ladies and gentlemen, the current state of the American driver. I for one welcome our autonomous overlords.