I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did…

Depends.

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

I actually find Mike Pence far more heinous than I do Chris Christie, which is really something.

Even if you don’t know Spanish, contra is used as a prefix in English. It still means “against” or “opposite of.”

I saw this earlier today and it gave me my single biggest (non-hysterical) laugh of this cycle.

Shows how inflated his ego is. I would totally sleep with someone gorgeous for $10,000 but I wouldn’t shake Trump’s hand for less than $10,000,000. No amount of money would make me sleep with him

i feel better now burrito is having its effect

This whole comment section is rigged- RIGGED, I tell you!

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

Donald Trump got reelected because his Democratic opponent, Ruth Messinger, handed him the election.

My mom has always hated Giuliani. Growing up I remember she had an article from the NY Times hanging on the front door where they were writing about some ridiculous policy he’d proposed and “subtly” editorialized by including a picture of him dressed as a clown at a promotional event for the big apple circus.

i remember back in the day when all the adults i talked to looooved this man and hoped he would run for president. they loved him as our mayor, absolutely loved him. it was very hard for me not to tell them i’d been arrested as a minor at an anti-rudy rally where we threw crap at a picture of him. it’s nice now that…

lol, says the fuckstain who somehow managed to get elected in librul meccah New York City with all those dead Democrats voting against him.

Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

She was raised by a man who taught her that a father lusting after his daughter or other girls her age is normal. Not excusing her adult decision to endorse and excuse his views, but I would say she’s a victim of Trump.

Remember that profile the NYT did a week or two ago on Tiffany Trump, and how she might be gearing up to have a more prominent role in the campaign? If she has any brains at all (and I think she does), she’s got to be thrilled that she didn’t really have time to do so before all this nonsense. It’s too bad she even…

Their relationship is gross and really unsettling. And I mean a Lot!

Oh, Ted Cruz. Just when you thought your humiliation was over, things get even worse. You deserve it.