DO 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 FEEL 👏🏾 SORRY 👏🏾 FOR 👏🏾 HER!!!

image h/t: Penultimate Straw, b3ta.com

Yeah, I’m sorry — WHAT? WHAT BELLY?! I see NO BELLY?! I see a thin woman with no belly.

She... doesn’t look pregnant at all? THAT’s considered pregnant? I... want to get off this planet.

Seriously I’m so sick of people ignoring and suppressing discussion of all the horrid unending controversies because talking about the room being on fire is somehow divisive.

She may think she’s good at sneak consumption. She may also be trying to snag a rich husband, since career and Russian billionaire didn’t work out.

What can I say? I can’t resist a golden opportunity.

Your headlines are showering us in puns.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but this kid’s mom says she has read college-level books as well as children’s books. :)

She’s really adorable and gives me hope for the future but...

A traitor to the country is a Great American according to Mississippi.

White women who want to broadcast their politics (in addition to actually taking action, ahem) could also just wear a t-shirt from Planned Parenthood, the ACLU, Amnesty, SPLC, CAIR, BLM, NOW, NPR, DNC ... the possibilities are endless. Just anything at all besides almost literally #notallwhitewomen.

my dad buys my mom a journal for christmas every year. i mean, this man spends HOURS driving to different stores to find the perfect one. she mostly writes little blurbs, like “1/11/2017: rainy and foggy, i had the day off and [husband] is working in the basement. we are having dinner with marvin and marilyn tonight.”…

Good example.

I’m torn between my belief in freedom of expression and my sheer annoyance towards a certain type of vegan.

Whatever this is:

Mike Pence is furiously masturbating.