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I know the color is still “a little off”, but here’s the latest picture of Apocalypse

So Apocalypse *will* be using alien tech in the movie then? If you’re speaking about the sci-fi-ness of him

This backpeddling on Apocalypse’s look is getting into Fantastic 4 levels of excuse making really quickly. This does not instill confidence in me.

Huh... Who knew that “...not costume, but it’s not just a guy in a helmet. It is more cosmic.” would translate to “bad cosplay by somebody that’s never seen the source material.”

“...Could See Supergirl Make Her Debut On the Big Screen”

So, in a series of films featuring a giant psychic machine that locates mutants, a massive stealthjet hidden under a boarding school, a motorcycle with warp drive capabilities, and a holodeck system that allows the X-Men to practice as a team, not to mention that 90% of the named characters on the screen have a…

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah I can’t see

The Margay is quite amazing, actually. They are nocturnal hunters with incredible eyesight, and to protect themselves, they spend much of their time in trees. Unlike any other wild cat, the Margay has double-jointed limbs, allowing them to easily climb up and down tree trunks, and hang on the underside of branches.

This is how we learned that the North American Raccoons are secretly training an army of Battlepigs for purposes as yet unknown.

Revenge? Did the X-Men kill Bradley Nowell?

Easy, popular mutants start changing into InHumans that are no longer under the X-men branding.

You made me laugh, then ponder, then cry, then throw up a little bit.

Well, one forgets that initially, the X-Men were among Marvel’s worst seller and had their book cancelled in 1970. It’s only starting from 1975 on that they got “great designs in character, personality, powers, and costumes.” And that involved chucking out the entire original team except for Cyclops. So hey, if they…

We show them our most prized and valuable memes, and participate in what will be known as the Great Meme Exchange.

Wait, there’s an obvious typo here, you put Shatterstar in the scrubby mutant category. You may want to edit that, because you couldn’t possibly be talking shit on Shatterstar.

I’d give it 50 seconds before there is a giant reddit with “Alien Truthers” who will have figured out this is just a false-flag operation to up NASA’s budget.

Did you cite the History Channel as a source?

Babou!!!