Here’s a modern one:

Real men travel from Cuba to Florida in a ‘59 Buick.

Also fun fact, the Golem of Prague was probably one of the inspirations for Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. Hell, it’s heavily implied in the book that Frankenstein’s creature was created less by science and more by magic.

Starting a new program at work.

I’ve met a girl who makes me feel seasick,

It’s my last day of work today! I’m taking off to Europe for four months. I’m crazy excited!

Save me Pun Dog, you’re my only hope!

I’m actually thinking we’ll find out the Jon Snow shanking was negotiated by the Boltons like the Red Wedding was negotiated by the Lannisters.

You’re so insecure you need a dog to fawn all over you to give you validation so you can feel like a big man.

Here’s the Luke Cage and Iron Fist I want to see.

You can pretty much get a dog to do whatever you want it to. They want to please you. They are whores. Nobody respects a whore.

Drunken Slob-man: Played here by Jack Black

Kathryn Winnick is the only correct choice for Captain Marvel.

hinting that not only will Snow survive in the sixth season, but perhaps even turn his back on the Night’s Watch to fight Ramsay Bolton.

Completely out of context, this looks so Watchmen.

Oh, hey, the opera singing guy survived running man. Cool

It’s not sexism! She just doesn’t have a house! Oh wait...

Perhaps they should take measures to prevent this issue.