No. Pastrami is not made with pork. It’s made with beef. That’s why it’s popular in Jewish delis. He had beef ass hands.

Why is your kinja name not “porkasshands”?!

I can attest that John Waters is a lovely, polite, and dashing gentleman who likes to frequent dive bars.

That’s too bad because I’m using Amy Poehler for WORST celeb encounters. Hate to burst your bubble but I waited on her once at a restaurant and this little girl came up to ask for an autograph. Amy took her steak knife, plunged it into the girls throat, and then proceeded to cut out her heart and eat it with A1 sauce.…

John waters is lovely-I drunkly latched on to him at his opening in chelsea years ago and told him I loved him, and he gently wriggled out my grasp(you know how he wears those big blazers? I think its for this very reason) and replied he was gay. I said I know, and I dont care(i have lady parts). Best part was later…

See if you can get some money for it. Put the story with it, and I bet a collector would love it.

John Waters used to hang out a lot at a now-closed bar in New York. Like he was a fixture, and you were almost guaranteed to see him there. So charming, so open and friendly, everyone (me included) adored him. And the funny thing was all these people, it wasn’t, “Oh my God, you’re John Waters, I love your work, can I…

John Waters is the nicest person on earth. Seriously. I know his agent really well and she never stops talking about the nice, warm stuff he does for other people.

So this isn’t really the celebrity being a dick, but I love this story. When I was studying abroad in Spain in 2007, Superbad had just come out the summer before, and it was opening in Spain in October. McLovin and Jonah Hill were at a club that my friend and I were going to for her birthday; we were leaving for…

At a Clap Your Hands Say Yeah! NYE show years ago, John Krasinski was drunk af and pushed me out of the way while trying to rush the stage. I fell into my friend as he bulldozed through everyone.

A pocket? Oranges? Wait.

Mostly the lack of Baelish.

180 seconds of my life I will never, ever get back.

Great idea, but really? Most of my friends think Sephora is a rip-off and a fantasy house for conservative Republican donor's children, or for those sheep who cannot see they are being taken. My questions would be: who owns Sephora and what is the profit breakdown? What's the history of LVMH? How about Pia…

I wear MAC lipsticks and stuff when I'm at work and I always make sure I know a Sephora-carried equivalent. MAC Faux lipstick = Make Up For Ever Rouge Artist Intense #29. MAC Studio Fix powder foundation = Make Up For Ever (MUFE for short) Pro Finish powder foundation.

Not the OP, but I can attest to getting vastly different service at most high end retailers if I'm made up and dressed nicely versus my weekend slub.

I'm a pale girl with serious dark circle issues. I'm also starting to get wrinkly. Wrinkles plus under eye concealer always seems to end up looking crustified. Any solutions you can suggest? Would be eternally grateful to not look like a zombie/have people ask me if I'm feeling okay all the time.

I can't afford to get myself too much at Sephora anymore, but I had my ex trained so that he knew "Sephora is where all the makeup and perfumes live." My last "big" purchase there was a binge-shop of nail polish and to this day I love every shade like it was my own baby.

Hello. I am an English person and due to my cultural tendency to be somewhat reserved, I have never commented before. I tend to lurk... but I want to share the comment that accompanied my facebook post about this show the other day, because it was the first bit of telly since Breaking Bad that gave me shivers of…