Aw. But it’s Shin Godzilla and he’s the worst. I mean, not THE worst, but he looks like a burnt turd.

If that is true, then Go Nagai is most definitely a satanist.

And the coconut gag from Monty Python happened because they couldn’t afford horses. Necessity truly is the mother of invention.

So, being 35 makes one a geezer?

Nah, still fuck the NRA.

Fuck guns and fuck the NRA and fuck anyone who supports the NRA.

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

Now you’re playing with POWDER!

I’m here for the “blow on the inside” jokes.

Thgere you go! The Doctors’ hype

We need a Char summer collection. It’s the perfect way to wear sleeveless turtlenecks

Ever since a certain person became President, she felt she needed extra armor down there.

Soundwave superior. Other cosplay inferior.

That Soundwave. Goddamn that’s awesome.

Thanks! Someone asked about this earlier but I think Kinja ate my answer. I hate micr0-transactions and particularly hate loot boxes, which I find a really big ethical concern but I think if you’re going to hate on Survive, and make no mistake I think this is a bad game, the micro-transactions rank as one of the less…

As always, this is an amazing review! I’ve enjoyed all of your articles since you joined Kotaku. They are well thought out and exceptionally structured.

This is really kind (perhaps too kind!) praise that I’ll try to live up to. My hope is that Kotaku can continue to take the time to really look at games and what they’re doing.

Thank you so much for this wonderful review. I had no interest in playing Metal Gear Survive, and honestly still don’t. But this review is one of the few times I’ve thought a game journalist scratched the surface of examining games in the same way other “art” is analyzed.

Thanks. This is a really nice comment that made me smile. I’m really grateful to Stephen for letting me have the extra time to really write something with a bit more detailed analysis.