That makes sense. The police officers deserve an endless supply of bags of poop thrown at them. I would be willing to contribute my poop to the cause.

I would like to kick Evan Snow in the balls.

NextDoor makes me want to move. To Mars.

It’s normal for anyone. I say this as a professional dog walker. If you have a dog that is on the larger size, you should just assume people are not going to be comfortable with your dog going up to them, for the safety of other people and for the safety of your dog. If your dog is out in a public place, you should…

My neighborhood, a predominately Black middle-class area, has a Christmas lights contest every year. People come from all over to look at the lights. Well, last year, a group of gentrifiers wanted to ask the sheriff to establish “check points” to make sure people driving through to look at the lights weren’t would-be…

They want the local colour, not the locals of colour.

Five years ago my family and I moved to a quieter part of town. When we moved in our neighbors were long time Chinese immigrant families, Russian immigrant families, Irish immigrant families, and old time San Francisco families, mostly working class. Now my neighbors are driving Maseratis, Porsches, and Big Old Audis.…

Devastating.

Not just gentrification, but the isolationism that comes along with it. You want the panaderías and Día skulls, but not the neighbors who come along with them. smdh.

Dear Mr. Drumpf,

I had to read it multiple times just to be sure _I_ wasn’t having a stroke! I’m truly amazed that he can speak so many words and yet say nothing of substance. How is this fucking guy still in the running??

This is exactly the problem with reading level measures (which literacy, accessibility, and usability experts have been pointing out for years). Trump’s language is fucking nonsense: it’s nearly impossible to parse out any meaning from it. Still, Flesch-Kincaid puts it at a 7th-grade reading level. Just because…

― W.C. Fields

It’s just a constant game of “Is he actually having a stroke right now” with this guy.

There is something ABSOLUTELY MESMERIZING about reading Trump’s insane word salad stream of consciousness transcribed in print. Like, people ask him about racial profiling by cops against African Americans - REPEATEDLY - and his response is LITERALLY: China Mexico China Ford Carrier Ford Carrier Nabisco Mexico Mexico…

YES YES YES you have to love the "his wife is hot so why on earth would he sexually harass anyone?" Because only beautiful women are sexual harassed! Because if men have a girlfriend they have no aggression! Because, hey, he just gave you a compliment, what's the big deal, sugar tits?!?

Jesus, even ignoring the harassment, that whole quote reads like classic narcissist word salad. He says “I” 22 times in the first paragraph alone, and doesn’t really say much else. Translation: “I, Me, Mine, MEEEEEEE.”

I can barely READ these responses. Let alone actually have to stand there and listen to him say it out loud with his stupid mouth.

A seventh-grade reading level and less than four characters per word.

I want Hillary to destroy him. At the end of this campaign, I want the biggest thing Donald Trump is known for to be that he is a loser NOT a winner who lost the Presidency. I want the stuff that come out of his mouth to prevent him from licensing his name because companies no longer see value in using it to sell his…