Eric Nies story: When I was sixteen, my best friend/next door neighbor called me and in hushed tones told me to come over and be super duper quite. She would not tell me what was up. It was 6 am, so I threw on some clothes and snuck over, past her moms room and opened her door. There was Eric, snoring softly in her…

I just did a spit take and pissed myself at the same time!

Day/life made!

I had just had to join in with the dog pics. Today is the one week anniversary since we adopted her from the shelter. I'm completely smitten.

You just made me make this high keening sound that still has my dog like

Shame Spree!!! BRB, I have a song to write!

I'm so happy you are safe! I recently moved from the Abbot Kinney area after a break in while me and my 9 yr. old son slept. I was assaulted, but luckily not raped. Lucky too that my son slept through. The creepy fucker was caught a few days later with my fucking jr. high yearbook amongst other things in his…

Hush.

Well her name is basically Mad Babble...

Really though, go fuck yourself.