John and Anna are just as ugly as special snowflake names.

Please link me the establishment that sells this product, good sir/madam.

They are yours. Therefore your property, like children are property. So you make them were hats.

So would this be a cult farm/property/acreage specifically formed around cats wearing hats or would it be a cult on a farm that just happened to have lots of cats running around with hats...on...them...

why do you kick so much ass, tho.

Ok ok, but...does it...grow back funneh?

She’s so stealthy, that one.

Access to sex workers would not reduce rape. You are unbelievably ill informed about rape.
Please call a local rape crisis center in your area and see if they have any educational options in your community. I am not being snarky. God help you.

You are so fucking young at 34. How could anyone be judgemental of that age, though? Are you serious about men being snarky?

Dat thigh jiggle

So awful. Lots of stories of photogs hanging out while the models changed backstage and taking photos of the models even though there were rules against that kind of behavior but it was never enforced. It would make me rage since some of my friends were like 13, 14 when they had photos taken of them changing by grown…

Cue an inbox full of Emily Dickinson pics all of a sudden.

They don’t.

No. Don’t. Every time you reply I am reminded of PJ Harvey’s awesome album and I don’t want this to end.

Everything.

Tenure male professors can be really, really gross.

God damned amazing. Thank you.

You fucking kick ass.

UGH.

So...are you asking for pics right now?