i think that is a great way to raise your kid.. like hey— you aren’t getting anything. go earn a living, be successful on your own... then SURPRISE! Here is a little something... or a lot of something.

“They met on Tinder.” Jesus. You’d think Jax would at least have enough discretion to cheat off the grid (he’s got fans, it would be easy to meet one at a bar or an event or whatever), but no. He’s got to advertise his philandering ass.

He’s with the Angels, now still.

Why would anyone want that dude’s penis inside them?!

Or like how in America bananas are seen as nourishment while in England they are viewed as aerial projectiles to be hurled at black players?

The English are saying someone else is arrogant when it comes to soccer? 

We have the classiest, most dignified, and humble presidents on the plant so it is safe to say that it all starts from the top! #MAGA #BESTPRESIDENTEVER #LOCKHERUP #NOWHITEHOUSEVISIT4LOSERS

I’m sorry, arrogant Americans? In what universe? Americans are the classiest, most dignified, and humble people on the planet!

Oh my god, this is amazing - THANK YOU. I do... question your nail tech’s taste though.

Would someone please describe to me exactly what the appeal of Joe Biden is? I have never liked him, and I don’t particularly like him now. I actually think he’s the least likely to defeat Trump, rather than the most likely.  The man’s got the same worms eating his brain that Trump has.  Not what we need in a leader,…

Here’s my complaint about the whole “Biden is a centrist, so he should be the candidate” argument. These people never tell you what they actually want, policy-wise. It’s all “twitter isn’t real life” and “you are alienating us!” and so on.

Biden is just like my parents, who are 70. They were radicals in the late 60s and 70s, but now they come off as tone deaf at best on a lot of issues. Time to retire, Joe.

Yeah, he’s trying to tell us he’s a Boomer-brained dipshit who has no business running for president of the liberal less right-wing political party in this country.

In what universe is it OK to make fun of your server at a business dinner for any reason?

Also....this weirdo spends a lot of time obsessing about the sex lives of his waiters - is he trying to tell us something?

Why on Earth would that post pictures from the account that was just tangentially related to the missing woman? I mean, I assume because Barstool has a weird sexist minimum quota for their posts, but still... Jesus. 

It's pretty telling that every time they fuck up the higher ups claim no editorial responsibility and just blame the lowest level person. Shitbags, every one of them.

ok there is zero way any of these motherfuckers can even claim they even know how to play the circle game cause that guy’s hand is way above his hips. absolute violation and repeated violations will result in auto no-guard counter punch awarded to the target.

Are you implying that the person who’s sole comment is defending the guy in questions despite clearly not having red the article might have some personal connection to the story at hand?

Found him!

“The [Cubs] added that they will not release the name of the fan to the public.”