I refuse to believe any version of this story where I have to root for Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III.

Trump is right, HE doesn’t have an attorney general. The United States does.  Ideally, the AG is supposed to fight to protect everyone's rights.  Of course, it’s hilarious to me that all the shitty work Sessions is doing to torment minorities and immigrants is totally being ignored by his jagoff boss. Eat shit, Jeff!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s a good one....very imaginative....

“In an exclusive with The Hill, President Trump said, “I don’t have an attorney general.””

At least he’s living up to his name.

When has Jeff Flake ever not folded?

Actually, I’d say she’s more like the props used to stage a house—like an empty green plastic bottle with a label that reads “Craft Beer” sitting on a wet bar.

She is like one of those teapots that say “for decoration purpose only”. 

I agree, minus the “potentially useful” part. She’s more like something that’s poorly advertised as a griddle/coffee pot/toaster oven, but in reality everyone can see it’s just a dozen toilet paper rolls duct taped together.

Feckless....

She reminds me a bit of one of those all-in-one griddle/coffee pot/toaster oven pieces you used to see in Sky Mall magazines (come back Sky Mall!) in that she’s got all the components of something you had high hopes for regarding usefulness, but just ended up being an ineffective piece of equipment that you never used…

She’s NOT a staff person!  Not a staff person!  She’s the First Daughter!

No one knows! Assistant to the President in No Official Way?

You mean, during the time women were literally property? Or the time when they couldn’t even have their own credit cards? Or the time where a SCOTUS member assaulted his staff member and is still today a sitting member of that court?

The Republicans didn’t just throw out those famous “Binders full of women” after all.

So which party is Bernie going to join for a month just so he can fuck with their primaries this time?

Kavanaugh will destroy Roe. Women will suffer and die because of that.

If you are unwilling to provide evidence that might stop this man from being appointed then I don’t know what to tell you. My first instinct is to say “If you don’t want to submit to public scrutiny then shut up and go away because you’re just causing a distraction.” What’s the point now? He’s going to be appointed…