Yup.

Go on, keep telling us women won’t be prosecuted if abortion is outlawed.

Just another day in Gilead County, Georgia.

Maybe they should keep focusing on their huge backlog of rape kits before dedicating resources and manpower to this weird ass minority report bullshit.

If she got an infection or “bled out,” I highly doubt she’s still with us after all these months. But it’s nice that he cares. (ha.)

Oh sure, they just want to find the woman to help her.

Polanski should definitely sue. He’ll be made very welcome when he comes to testify in a California court. We’ll even provide him with room and board.

I am constantly amazed, though I’m not sure why, as to this fucking president’s seeming inexhaustible ability to be utterly and perfectly awful.

Is no one addressing the fact that Be Best is not English?!?! It doesn’t make any fucking sense. That’s not how superlatives work in our language.

This is not sexism. Her feat is impressive— I dream of being in that kind of condition— but this is what many people have taught a burpee is (sorry that it’s CrossFit, first video that came up):

Most conservatives believe GeoCities was the pinnacle of graphic design.

Nothing about the $500,000 payment to Cohen from the Russians?

Not until you admit to trump that Melania is best than Michelle.

“I will be speaking to my friend, President Xi of China, this morning at 8:30. The primary topics will be Trade, where good things will happen, and North Korea, where relationships and trust are building.”

“Our office will continue to focus on helping children and I encourage members of the media to attempt to Be Best in their own professions”

I don’t believe anything a Trump says.

Elizabeth Llorent’s version of a burpee is the equivalent of doing pushups on your knees. It doesn’t count.

What I can do is irrelevant.

So I was expecting to watch this and walk away thinking the critics were pedants. But even my fitness-knowledge-lacking ass knows that whatever she was doing is nowhere close to a damned burpee. It’s also odd that the critique is being framed as somehow gender-motivated. Yes, we can assume that there exist assholes…