Richard Armitage as Mr. Thornton cannot be topped.

Burn Gorman

Green Day-Time of your life (good riddance) would like a word with you.

I wouldn’t mind a German news update. I like Merkel, but she’s so obviously on the wrong side of same sex marriage. How is it not clear that the changing of the tides has already happened on that one?

I asked for the Dorothy Hamill and got a bowl cut. It was not a good look for prepubescent girl.

I don’t know, as a woman I’ve always been an othe/not a person.

As someone who has been to several chiropractors, I would say it depends on the chiropractor. 4/5 were complete quacks, but that last guy is worth his weight in gold. He’s basically just the best massage therapist ever.

Also from rural Alabama. Ginuwine Pony was our go to dance song.

She tried to double the number of people and add two dogs.

It was on xfinity yesterday.

There’s an episode from last year where he says he didn’t graduate because he didn’t complete the writing requirement.

Sure, 4:30 am.

She wasn’t born a US citizen, so she can’t be.

Being smarter than him is such a low bar.

Military disability doesn’t work the same as SSI.

I was reading it like it was a sorority.

Victoria’s Secret around Christmas.

Chances are pretty good that I will be fired for having the kid, so I’ll be around to homeschool.

We basically started trying immediately so maybe we can have one before our insurance drops maternity coverage. They won’t be able to until the new contract starts.

As a American who is not a complete fucking idiot, my list of potential countries to apply to for refugee status are Germany and New Zealand.