Pretty rude but then Clinton is a public figure so the order in which she lists her roles might matter or mean something to more than just this writer.

This is exactly what I came here to say! Also, just like McDonalds, if Starbucks said no more straws they would lose exactly zero customers.

Grenier can sometimes be a self-important jerk, but I agree with his take on plastic straws. His addressing dangerous levels of pollution does not mean racism is less important than environmental protections.

Also, not to derail too much, but can we also talk about how Duckie Dale taught a generation of guys that pushy, entitled, Nice Guy behavior was quirky and adorable rather than being borderline stalkery?

Me included, by the way. I spent a LOT of my teens acting like garbage because I thought I was a Manic Pixie…

I kind of love two things:

1.) The no-fucks-given attitude (seriously, the way we in the US slut-shame women for revealing any part of their bodies—while having no problem whatsoever with bros putting on a “gun show”—is absolutely ludicrous).

2.) That one of her logos closely resembles the Brazzers logo.

Also worth…

Come sit with me, Jennifer! I haaaate DDL’s performances to begin with (the frenzied level at which he emotes is just super inauthentic and distracting to me; I always feel like I’m watching some butthurt theater professor trying to prove how hard he can act. So hard! Much yelling! Such spittle!), but THIS is his…

Ugh, like, why are we causing so much drama over this? That’s like, her most comfortable going out dress and she could toottttaaallly, like, run a marathon in those heels. This is why she hangs out with the boys. So. Much. Drama.

Right? I don’t know why Jezebel is going through the motions with this cool girls Olympics thing, because Jennifer Lawrence is like Michael Phelps in that regard. Bless her.

Eventually you play for hours on end as the comfort of the chair allows you to play for far longer than in a normal chair. You sink in its folds as it envelopes you. The neck brace is your neck. The backrest becomes a permanent vertebrae. You become an amorphous blob, effortlessly transitioning between chair and…

People’s resilience and ability to not be physically harmed by words is not a reason to perpetuate demeaning and hateful expressions, even if they’ve lost some of that ugliness over time. I get what you’re saying here (they’re only words, right?), but this concept of “people just shouldn’t take it the wrong way” is…

Alright, master mode here I come!

I have that problem too! I cannot take stevia— it smacks me with MegaSweet like a hammer, and then it keeps being bizarrely sweet at me for at least 10 minutes after the actual food is gone from my mouth. Gwuuuh. And it feels strange too, you’re right. It’s like you have a new coating, inside, with nothing but…

Woah, I missed the election where we picked the Final Arbiter of Sports.

She wasn’t forced to do anything. She literally flushed a living creature down the toilet of her own volition. I’ve got my own panic disorder and I’m trying to empathize but this is just baffling.

Yea, I was thinking the same. Like, it was an “emotional support” pet, yet she killed the little critter instead of just looking for another option?

Yeah no, this is not on Spirit. This woman has something seriously wrong with her if she actually flushed a living creature down a toilet, there were many, many other options. Jesus fucking christ.

Jason is definitely Andy if anyone. Which would make Janet April, which also works because she’s jealous of Ann/Tahani and BFFs with Ron/Michael.

unlike my kitchen aid mixer which has fucked me more times than I can count.

Not fighting with you, but with all due respect, I can think in at least one scenario where that “mother” should totally have ever kept that kid: she gets the help she needs - and its an obligation of the State to provide! -, hopefuly recovers, and go on becoming a good mother. You call it “insanity”, I call it…