Giant butterfly nets. The answer is giant butterfly nets.

I feel like you and I might be the same person. Right down to the resting bitch face, and being standoffish. People don’t seem to get that I’m trying to figure out if letting my guard down is worth it.

I... could have written basically this entire comment. I think this means we should be friends?

I tried this the other day-

Lies! I am detoxing as we speak! In fact, I got both kidneys working on that detox, and my liver!

Man this hits so close to home. Life isn’t bad as a single person, but I’m in my early thirties and I’ve never had a long-term relationship. I have tried to fix everything that people have told me is wrong with me. I have dated and dated and dated. I’ve put myself out there to the point I’ve had to rebuild my…

I took my kids to Disneyland/World at least 3x prior to her 3rd birthday and the reason we do it is because they fucking love it. They may not remember it (though in my case my daughter does) but to see their faces ecstatic to be able to hug the ‘real’ Pooh Bear etc. makes it worth it. It’d be hard to justify doing…

A FEW defended him? A FEW!? Bullshit. The comments on that article basically ended up being the straw that broke my back for faith in the human race. Not electing Trump. Not Nazis making a comeback in 2017. The fucking comments on that article.

Yes. It needs some editing.

We’re hiring, you know.

But did Veronica have a good birthday?

The mark of adulthood isn’t being married or having kids or having a 401(k), it’s accepting (even embracing!) that not everything is supposed to be tailored to you in particular.

I know. It’s such a terrible trolling effort. God, it’s almost like she was referring to the game and not the character and a bunch of elitist pricks decided she couldn’t tell what the name of the main character was and tried to correct her and she just rolled with it for a joke.

There’s mean trolling and their silly trolling. If someone can be trolled by pushing silly narrative that everyone knows to be false, then perhaps they are the ones with an issue. I suspect the OP was talking about “Zelda” as a franchise when she said “Zelda what are you doing?” - Then when dipshits didn’t realize…

You’re just embarrassed this whole time you didn’t realize Zelda was the boy. It’s ok to be wrong and not know things, don’t worry about it!

As the debate continued to heat up— and Dumas’ light-hearted trolling continued to draw the ire of humorless drips everywhere

And to compound this, that Hillary Clinton isn’t.

It still really fucking distresses me that Trump is forever going to be memorialized in the Hall of Presidents. That’s a petty and small thing compared to all of the other horrors that he’s inflicted on us in the past 11 months, yet it still cuts me deeply.

Hazel - I must respectfully disagree. This album is VERY sexy. As proof, I cite the many orgasms I’ve enjoyed while listening to Dress, I Did Something Bad, Delicate, Don’t Blame Me, and Gorgeous, and the corroborating testimony of my previously TS-skeptical boyfriend!