I knew this was coming, because her case has been part of the marketing scam since 2014. I wonder how much she was paid. I guess all of those details will come to light during discovery, which they should be in favor of, seeing as they are so certain about their above-board business practices and their penchant for…

I think she’s innocent, but she wouldn’t have gotten half the coverage if places like Jezebel didn’t relate to this woman. “Oh, she’s white and upper middle class, she reminds me so much of myself when I was her age.” Bleh.

I understand why this case is of note. But I’m sad that the late Ms. Kerchner doesn’t also get a documentary.

Amanda, our angel, she’s innocent cuz she’s blonde and pretty and ‘Murican as apple pie. The black guy (Rudy Guede) did it and those Italians (eyeroll), don’t you get me started about those people. They eat pasta and drink wine all day and they don’t even speak English like we do!! Their justice system is a joke, not…

I think she was involved in some way, but due to her whiteness and American-ness people will always give her the benefit of the doubt.

I'm sorry, Kim and Tay are both losers in this sitch, North clearly rocked this look better than both of them.

Your bf is a keeper

“I see this error often in my line of work. A writer crafts perfectly fine copy, and then an editor swoops in to punch things up—self-awareness and accuracy be damned”

oooo girl, now THAT was some shade

Thank you.

i thought we were on top above that?

“I just didn’t have another sex position in me.”

Clearly it is because she is Hill’s secret lover so Bill and Tony just have to exist.

huma.

gently.

You get a hard-on for Mariah? Inneresting....

I use a washcloth to exfoliate every few days, but here’s the thing: I, too, think washcloths that stay in the shower are gross. They instantly smell. So I buy a shitload of cheap washcloths every so often when they go on sale at Target or wherever, in those packs of like 10. They’re not high quality, but I actually…

Too scented, irritates my skin.

This divine smelling, silky smooth, lathery beaut.

Fresh mozzarella or get out.