This will likely get me sent back to the greys, but I LOVE over easy eggs with ketchup. Break the yolk with your toast and soak it up with with some sweet, tangy delicious ketchup and it's heaven.

I kind of feel a bit bad for the bully, in this case. Not to downplay what he put you through, because it sucks no matter what was driving the bully to act out in that way (I, myself, was an awkward kid who was bullied from K-12), but I have to wonder how crappy the kid's home life was; even without him or his mom…

In the summer of 2013, I had spent 8 Very Long, Very Hard years in graduate school and was a mere two weeks away from defending my Ph.D. My monogamous husband of 8.5 years went over to visit our closest couple friends' of 5 years house to drink and play video games while I worked on all of my dissertation shit.…

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

Honestly - not because he was an asshole to me - but in my objective opinion he's a terrible writer. I don't know why he would value that letter so much, it wasn't even full of bad metaphors and waxing poetics, it was just sort of straightforward emotions like 'guilt' and 'angst' explored with pretty simple language.

THIS GUACAMOLE IS THE INCORRECT COLOR.

Parenting: you're doing it right.

ike's voice when he says 'don't kick the baby' makes me squee. IKE HAS THE CUTEST BABY VOICES.

I'm so glad the baby punting story ended with the parents apologizing.

In the same vein as volentourism photos of sorority girls with black children in developing nations.

/rant begin

Because nothing screams dignity like someone taking a picture of you without permission in order to portray your life situation as a dire absurdity in contrast with the product they're trying to advertise.

I have had grown adults throw tantrums because we wouldn't take photos of them serving the homeless people, nor would we let them photograph the clients. We have a designated group of our regular volunteers who would walk through the meal line up for photographs - and even them, only their hands were photographed.…

Giuliana is a person of color. And that color is often orange.

I don't think the alcoholic Irish Coffees are that popular in general?

Probably. We would have gotten that one right if you came into my Taco Bell.

When I was wee bee-eater, my fam was in San Diego to ogle the trapped animals. One night, we went to an Outback. The guy there was AMAZING. Called my dad "boss", memorized our orders, and went above and beyond for my sister and I, who were fanatically picky eaters. My dad stops him in front of the manager and handed…

My dad, who is himself a retail store manager (optician), is so fanatically pro-worker that not only has he tipped the full 20% even after a server spilled a pitcher of water on him, but he has — multiple times — waged private crusades against terrible restaurant managers on behalf of servers.

"VERY allergic to gluten"

(warning, back patting ahead) These terror serving stories inspired me to spread the Christmas spirit this year. My In laws and extended family took their dad (G-PA) to a chain steak restaurant for Christmas Eve because thats his favorite thing. It was a table of about 15, with multiple checks, unwrapping Christmas…