I know right? I was thinking, “Are Russians Iowa fans or something?” I don’t speak Russian or anything, but I don’t believe I even heard the guy say “McCaffrey.” He said “Hogan” a couple times, though...?

No disrespect intended to Antonio Brown, who is an overall badass... however, Steve Smith did the Super Mario slide-down-the-vine better.

telling his critics to, “suck my balls.”

Yeah, well, everyone knows how hilarious Germans are. I mean, what a nation of cut-ups and class clowns, amirite?

Weird how when it’s Doc Rivers, Twitter’s ubiquitous Helvetica font suddenly seems all raspy and hoarse though, amirite?

NEW YORK — The office of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is pleased to announce… & etc.

Ask any connoisseur of bad defending: give RvP credit here because that is next level ball-watching.

If he got a running start, that bear could totally make the jump from that rock to the ledge. And then... he could just take the whole basket of apples.

*Ray Hudson strangling-orgasm scream*

Stanford University, a Silicon Valley-sponsored industry suckup named after a racist robber baron

This is a deeply disturbing story about war atrocities. I, for one, believe that writers and editors reporting such stories have a particular duty to ensure their prose is clear and professional— i.e., free of careless grammatical or usage errors. Anything less is disrespectful to the gravity of the events being…

Oh you bastard. +1

I was thinking the same thing, and then I remembered I can’t speak, read or write Arabic. :(

at least the average person can afford to fly.

Who wants to sex Mutombo?

Hockey players made me think Henrik Lundqvist, unless he runs afoul of your too-pretty rule. Your mention of kinkiness reminded me of jayed_coins’s spot-on respose to Icecold Davis’s question. I think Pirlo may be the athlete you should bone.

Once again, Gawker is coddling the Juggalos.

“Missing a game because of a little domestic violence? Pfft. What a pussy.”

OMG, those smiles! There’s such vivacity in this photo. LOVE. IT.

That second photo is so, so sweet. She clearly loved you beyond measure.