I find his lack of imagination FUCKING PATHETIC! Hey KIM — you can't scream at a bunch of peach-fuzzed baseball whelps any better than than that, then FUCK YOU! The CHEERLEADERS from Crenshaw could cuss you up one side and down the other without breaking a GODDAMN SWEAT! If this is the best you got, nyah-nyah-nyah,…

You beat me to it, Mears vs. Bears. Anyway, I agree completely. This all is a shame, but part of me doesn't blame Michael Sam for accepting what will likely be the most money he'll make in connection with pro football.

*Lifelong Giants fan leans back, stretches, suddenly feels much better about all the rude shit he yelled at Lasorda from the stands at Candlestick over the years*

Maybe not, but the security guy who chased him back to the stands looked an awful lot like Balkan Bob Davidson.

Mr. Trump, do you ever get nostalgic for the halcyon days of the USFL?

Ahahaha! The red-headed woman with the box is a friend of mine, Jane McPherson. Excellent actress.

I agree. Black surely has warning-track power at best, but even warning-track power in an overhand shovel swing is enough to do legit damage to your head. I think most people would go down after taking a shovel blade to the back of the skull. Sometimes it takes a second after the actual blow for your senses to…

Pues, que cantaban ellos?

They figured it out quickly. Looks to me like kudos are due to Diego Costa for first calming down his Atlético teammates, then walking Diop away from the stands with his arm around him in friendship. That gesture likely protected Diop from any projectiles that assholes in the stands might have otherwise thrown at him.…

I think Robbie Russell is going to do all he can as an announcer to be the announcer that NBCSN needs.

I knew 10 out of 32. I bet if I guessed Ohio for all the ones I didn't know, I'd get at least four or five more.

I'm not particularly a Ronaldo fan, but I would have supported him if he had duked the ballboy like Hazard. Ballboys are there to do a fucking job, and it's not a difficult one. If they want to be pricks because it makes them feel like they're giving their favorite side an advantage by time-wasting for them, there…

No sooner is this new kit revealed than Ukraine cancels friendly vs. USA that was to be on Wednesday.

This Vine shows the whole incident better:

"He's rolling just like a tubular sausage on revolving bars under a heat lamp, which gives me a moment to tell you about Farmer John Hot Dogs. You know, for years Farmer John Hot Dogs have been as much a part of Dodger baseball as a kid rolling down a hill. Of course, there is no such hill back at Dodger Stadium these…

[head explodes]

Textbook case of ether-er's remorse.

I've read these comments over three times, and I still don't know what you guys Vertonghen about.

I would very much like to meet this 35-year-old Chili's waitress you speak of. Hook me up?

You have to scroll over them to see them. Isn't that just adorable.