Textbook case of ether-er's remorse.

I've read these comments over three times, and I still don't know what you guys Vertonghen about.

I would very much like to meet this 35-year-old Chili's waitress you speak of. Hook me up?

You have to scroll over them to see them. Isn't that just adorable.

I saw this as a headline in my RSS reader and assumed it was going to be a witty and urbane indictment of this:

No surprise. Word is A-Rod will drop his suits for anyone who needles him.

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OMG, that is a fucking kitsch classic! I love it.

Daaamn, Reilly got brought down harder than Darryl Stingley.

What the hell am I doing stuck between the Toy Bichons and Poodles?

"And Winnik collects it near the boards... While we have a moment, let me tell you about Farmer John hot dogs. Ya know, for years Farmer John has been as much a part of Los Angeles hockey as tanning lotion. But all that is changing this year because of Kopitar, Carter, and how about Darryl Sutter. Ol' Darryl deserves…

With just that view I would have guessed it was a gymnastics meet.

When you participate in something that suppresses full expression by gay people, this is the inevitable result.

It's great that their team is in the Super Bowl, but this is gelding the lily.

The image search for "Kristen Saban" also reveals the following, which may trump the whole story for pure entertainment:

I don't care if Jesus wore them, anyone who pays $500 for a pair of Dockers needs to have the rest of their money confiscated and given to someone needy (specifically, me).

Time for some traffic problems in Fort Lee.

Jeez, Fernandez — make a hand save or make a foot save, but don't go off half-coccyx.

Are there PED's for shoplifting?

I heard it was because he's making too much bank as a shopping mall Santa.