This thing is ugly all over. The Lexus is just ugly in front.

I’m going to have to go with your suggestions. I can’t even come up with a description of what the heck this design is. Darth Vader on wheels?

That’s the problem, it didn’t escape. A good hammer and little Bondo and it will be back on Craigslist in a week with and extra $1000 added to the price.

Don’t worry, that will buff out!

Paint is holding it together.

Looks like some hood rat is trying to raise bail money.

The name “Swift” is an oxymoron here.

My vote. I assume parts cars don’t count. The ad gives the idea that this something that is roadworthy or could be made so with a few tiny tweaks.

My vote. Good pick.

Easy to make bold attention grabbing statements when you and all around you will long be retired or in the grave. No one ever remembers predictions or or broad goals. These get swept aside when the next management regime takes over.

Yes. I’m not interested in “driving” an appliance with wheels. I like cars and I like driving. All these great and wonderful features are for those who consider cars simply point A to point B facilitators. I’m sure they are lusting for time when we can do all our travel in pneumatic tubes and get rid cars entirely.

Lust!

Yes, one of the few exotics where NOS parts are available all day long. Will hold value in the future, or at least better than most others.

Ill temp tag? Is this a flip? A 106 Hp 5 speed means I will be constantly shifting and getting nowhere fast. Used to do that in an old VW bug. Buy a old Honda Civic if you just want cheap, more reliable transportation. Pass me the pipe.

I share your aversion to toenail clipping in public - especially in such a confined space. Too bad you didn’t have gas. Would have been a great response.

You and I think alike. Said this same thing for the past few years ever since the ability to have a discussion with someone you disagree with went out the door. Sorry I can’t say anything witty or snarky as this now seems to be a requirement to give validity to your argument.